Nanny, what's with the young miss?
such innovative styIe?
Just spicing up the routine
We've been here at Ieast 1OO times this month
It gets boring she needs stimuIation
Make way... make way!
Make way!
Oh no! It's her again!
You can't see me...
None of these fortuneteIIers are any good and it stinks
Foo, right?!
Yes, ma'am
Let'sjust go home
Hey, Chan
stiII trying to set me up?
You'rejust too picky
sit...
These beauties are aII from out of town
Have a nice chat
Miss, what's your profession?
I'm an escort,
But I don't worry, I don't do sex
so what do you do?
Drinking games!
I do sex, but no games
I'm now Iooking for an excIusive cIient
I'm a bona fide Iady
Can you eIaborate?
WeII, I don't wash dishes
I don't do any housework
You sure you work at aII?
sir, what do you do?
A question for me?
I'm a poet
How does a poet make a Iiving?
By pubIishing
How many books have you pubIished?
None... yet
so, you're reaIIy a bum?
Remember to invite me to your funeraI!
I'II definiteIy be there!
You're too picky
How wiII you get a wife?
Let me do the introduction!
No, we kids can take care of ourseIves
Bro, even you're better Iooking than he is
Not by much, it'sjust the hair
Who are you?
I'm her brother,
AIso known as Beijing's Best Dressed
super DoubIe BIades...
Brave heart...
stop! Can't possibIy remember aII that
Good! straightforward! I dig your styIe!
Cheers
What's your name?
FIying CIoud
Any aIias?
spiderman!
I Iike you!
Cheers!
Why spiderman?
Cause it sounds cooI
Good! Fair enough!
I Iike you, too! Bottoms-up!
Miss Liu, am I suitabIe?
You're strong, taIented...
funny and macho...
a naturaI Ieader...
OveraII, a pretty good catch
Keen observations. WeII said
But this entourage...
to bring aII these bodyguards...
it feeIs Iike an invasion not a courtship
My boys are my best advisers
You need advise in picking a wife?
For reference
You're suspicious, paranoid and indecisive
Bad-tempered probabIy have sIeeping disorders
You're brave but indecisive
You've got a Iot of bodyguards...
which shows that you're reaIIy a coward
I'II marry you right now
Look, who's indecisive now?!
Marry me?
What do you Iove about me?
Eh.... can't find the words...
I just want to get cIose to you
Not cIose enough for you?
How cIose do you want to get?
skin to skin, if you know what I mean
Over tea? You outta of mind?
Check pIease
Ms. Moth Liu
Thank you, six doIIars
she's paying. she asked for the check
Bottoms up!
Good Iuck...
finding a man who'II have you...
BITCH!
You sonofagun!
Fat spider! I'II squash you
I'II never marry you. Fat spider!
Fat spider!
sir, your sister is in troubIe...
HeIp her!
Let's wait and see
Her temper wiII get her kiIIed one day
Maybe he's the man to subdue her
Damn!
Mister, Iend me your washboard
stop!
Looks Iike bIood wiII be shed today
Hey, stop messing around
I can squash you with a finger...
but if you hoId me hostage...
maybe we can force my sister to marry you
Take my bIade and gentIy sIash me...
she'II have to say yes to save me
see, I'm reaIIy on your side
Ms. Moth Liu!
If you don't marry me I'II kiII your brother
sis, he risks his Iife for you
He reaIIy Ioves you!
I'II sIaughter him now!
Hey! That's a deep cut!
sorry, I got too excited
sis, Iisten! These may be my Iast words
True Iove is hard to find
When Iove comes knocking, you can't...
sir, Iet's stop the bIeeding first
I'm OK!
sis, caIm down!
There'II aIways be someone better but...
it's reaIIy time you settIe down...
and marry someone Iike spiderman here
What are you taIking about?
He's an ass. I'II never marry him!
Even if you're not ready to settIe down
at Ieast set him down
Dear Ms. HercuIes...
don't mind me
The scenery up here is fantastic
In fact, I'm enjoying the cooI breeze
I'm not in a hurry, take your time
It's getting a bit stuffy
Excuse me... it... sounds Iike
I may faII soon!
Are you marrying me or not!
The country is at war...
and you abIe-body warriors...
are kiIIing each other...
PersonaI vendettas when your country is at war
Have you no shame?
The heavens is...
weeping at your foIIy!
What are you mumbIing about?
Put simpIy, what I'm saying...
We're being invaded and instead of fighting the enemies...
you're here kiIIing each other instead
say, if your mom asks you to study...
wouId you go pIay footbaII instead!
Where's your priority!
Defeating the true enemy...
that's reaI courage
I understand now
How dare you drag my mom into this... want to die?
You're so dumb!
You ignorant pig He's trying to expIain
Mr. CIoud! stop...
First: It's obvious you're not her man
second: This schoIar is sabotaging our pIan
I wonder what his motives are...
Third...
I'm bIeeding to death! It's over
I'm fainting...
The country needs me. I'm going!
sir, thanks for your advise!
see you!
Hope not!
When wiII there be peace again?
What happened to brotherIy Iove?
What's your name?
Last name's Chan
Parents Iiked the seasons
spring Chan?
seasonaI Chan!
And you?
Last name's Liu. My mother Iiked...
moths to fIames
FIaming Liu?
Moth Liu!
PIeased to meet you!
PIeasure's aII mine
ObviousIy
Your words...
are more convincing than my fists
I'm impressed
I'm more than a man of words
I'm a phiIosopher, too
I'm off, see you again soon
Come see for yourseIf!
The Iatest autographed Poet soo poster
They're authentic signatures
Who eIse has a beard Iike that?
Ake your time, caIm down...
Let go of my hand
soo, I Iove you!
Come see for yourseIf!
CaIm down, take your time...
Look at you, your mascara is running
Miss, do I Iook terribIe?
No, no, you've got styIe
soo'II be impressed
But soo doesn't even know me
I'd be impressed if he does
Your idoI must be an incredibIe man
Wow, even the Emperor's here
Cousin!
Cousin Long, what're you doing here?
soo's a paI and I'm the event sponsor
Ladies and gentIemen!
The VaIentino of poetry!
sponsored by Long Far PharmaceuticaIs
Let the Love Forever Reading...
begin!
soo Tung Bo!
How're you doing!
Good!
And you!
And you! Great!
Friends in the back!
sipping wine and
Waiting for the moon
don't know when...
I dream of...
riding on the wind...
IoneIy is the night...
dancing in the dark...
with shadows around me...
feeIs Iike heaven...
sIeepIess is the night
no hate...
just regrets howIing at moon...
soo, I Iove you!
If onIy your Iove is forever...
that Iove wiII conquer aII...
the future is unpredictabIe...
Wow, what a group
Even the Emperor is here!
A round of appIause for my friend
The speciaI guest of the evening seasonaI Chan!
Are you scared?
Not if you're not
Need a drink?!
No
I think you've got something to say
In a smaII viIIage in the west,
There's a group of destitute students,
they don't even eat desk...
I mean... have desks...
shut up!
Go home!
they reaIIy need your support...
seasonaI Chan, take a hike!
They beIieve that knowIedge can change their Iives...
They're starving
I composed a song and wrote the Iyrics myseIf
For these chiIdren in need
I hope they'II be fed
Hurry up!
Maybe I'II do this another day...
The stage is aII yours
A feast in the paIace to honor me
Your majesty, I Iove you!
seasonaI Chan
Good evening
You were fantastic!
That was a disaster
perhaps, maybe...
Maybe my styIe is too post-modernist
to understand
Did you understand my performance?
sure
Your words were from your heart I feeI it
Your styIe is creative and aIternative
One day, they'II Iearn to appreciate your taIent!
You fIatter me!
I found something unique in your work
There's innocence, depth...
and meaning
If you work harder
One day, they'II Iove it, too!
The perfect match... go get married!
sure, a good match!
You howIing your crazy songs
And she waving her crazy gIowing stick
my head's stiII spinning from it
The perfect odd coupIe
PerfectIy odd!
I order you to get married!
Your names?
seasonaI Chan!
And you?
Moth Liu CHAN!
I'm so Iucky...
Miss is back!
Where were you Iast night?
We're aII worried sick!
Got married Iast night!
To him?
Brother-in-Iaw?
Cousin onIy
Brother!
What's your name?
Chan
Chan what?
seasonaI
Got it!
Got what?
Thank you for marrying my sister
May the heavens bIess you with good heaIth
sister soId-- no refund, no exchange
Thank you Iord!
Hey, what's this! TaIk to me!
savior...
My cousin married you aIread
you'II protect her
sure!
You've got to take care of her heaIth
Here are some medicines for her!
This wiII improve her chi! Guaranteed to work
Make her eat more!
This is for you 1OOO-year-oId ginseng
You'II need it to survive her beatings!
swaIIow it and it'II save your Iife
But...
it's too big to swaIIow!
Ground it, just suck, don't swaIIow
Come
sis! Bro!
sis!
Bro!
sis! Bro!
You're getting on my nerves what's wrong with you!
You're taking the cook with you
Who's gonna make dinner
I panicked...
Foo is yours!
This is my house
stop, Iet's get off here
Honey, heIp me down, thanks
My wife!
seasonaI, seasonaI!
Come here!
You're finaIIy a star
The Emperor bIessed your marriage
Can I have your autograph?
I Iove your work, you're great...
Master, weIcome home
A woman just Ianded in our front yard...
Master, who's that?
The mistress!
Madame!
Hurry!
Good day, madam
I'm your butIer Wong Choy!
Good!
Long Iive your majesty!
ImpressiveIy trained!
PIease rise...
Thank you!
Miss, where shouId we put Baby?
Ma'am, here's aII the househoId accounts...
AII the accounts
aII yours
Very good
Thank you, ma'am!
stop caIIing me ma'am It makes me sound oId
CaII me something eIse!
Master!
No, my husband is the master of the house
You're she-master and he'II be He-master
TeII me, does he... have a girIfriend?
He-master says
we're not to speak of his affairs
We cannot divuIge his secrets
LoyaIty, I Iike that!
Here's your reward!
Thank you, she-master!
I'II Ieave you, He-master
What's wrong?
WiII you hit me?
Not unIess you did something wrong!
If I do, you must have done something wrong
What are your definitions of wrong?
From now on you'II Iove no one but me
You'II spoiI me; never Iie to me
FuIfiII aII your promises
AIways teII me the truth
Never argue with me, have faith in me
Protect me, stand up for me
share my Iaughter
Wipe away my tears
Promise that I'II aIways be onIy one in your eyes
The onIy one in your dream
The onIy one in your heart!
simpIe enough
Can you do this?
sure!
Look, a beauty
snow White from a distance...
Wicked stepmother up cIose
Chan, the CIub is hosting a Persian Night soon!
You're teasing me?
Don't you have errands to run?
You're pushing it
This is maIe bonding time women shouId go home
Let's drink, brother soo!
Go home and make dinner!
Don't worry
We've got a reaIIy good cook
A sharp tongue
Tame her now or it'II be too Iate
Tong, get the 9th concubine to come here right away!
9th concubine!
Coming! Coming...
What took you so Iong?
I was taking a bath
Go home now...
Not bad, come and go as you pIease
Impressive
You can do it, too. Try
Honey
PIease go home
Are you deaf
We'II trick her
Are you a man? Where's your dignity!
You can't even stand up to your woman
We despise you!
Got it...
Even I despise myseIf!
I'm not a man
Can you sIap me again?
sure, despicabIe!
We despise you!
Honey, I'II run aIong now...
I'II be the perfect wife...
and aIways give you face
I'II go home now and run reaIIy reaIIy fast
You have fun
Persian night promotion, 2O% off Free fruit pIates, too
Do they take cards?
What kind of cards?
Birthday cards!
They'II give you free wine for cards!
Cheers!
What a treat...
Persian pussy cats!
You're soo's famiIy?
I'II show you and beat you up!
seasonaI Chan!...
Master soo!
Where's seasonaI Chan!
Brother soo? What's wrong?
seasonaI, Iook for yourseIf my entire househoId...
Over twenty of them were beaten up by your wife
Look what she did! How do you propose to settIe this?
You see for yourseIf!
Good God...
If I sIapped you, hit me!
Not my wives,
My chiIdren, my famiIy!
sammi...
How can you hit a heIpIess puppy!
Does she have a heart?
Brother soo...
Your wife, your caII
If you stiII consider me a friend
Give mejustice, show me you're a man
Punish her and make her pay!
Why! Why did you do this!
Why...
say you're sorry!
If you want me to stop beating you say...
TeII me you're sorry!
Ouch! You're hurting me!
They are innocent
Why did you beat up his famiIy?
OnIy I can hit you, no one eIse!
What gives you the right to beat up others?
Why are you so seIf-righteous...
And I can't punish you?
You'rejust a buIIy!
HeIp! HeIp...
HeIp!
Who do you think you are!
HeIp! Mom, heIp!
Moth Liu, I'II make you pay for hurting...
every concubine, every chiId
and the dog. What do you have to say?
Nothing, I didn't do this!
I onIy kicked down your front door
Are you kidding
I didn't come aII the way in the middIe of the night...
to weave a taIe for your entertainment
You don't frighten me...
nor am I the Ieast bit amused
Do you think I can be so easiIy buIIied?
Don't push me!
she beat me up! she beat me up!
Now, I'II reaIIy give you a good Iashing!
she beat me up...
Honey, caIm down!
How?! I'm burning Iike the torches!
Torches don't fueI tempers
I'm fuming!
I've something to say!
Mister and ma'am, I'm sorry!
Me, mister? How oId are you?
AbnormaI growth hormones... I'm onIy 14!
What do you want to say?
Ma'am didn't hit me!
so what caused your injuries?
Auntie...
Hit me when she crashed into the waII!
You're soo's famiIy!
Creditors!
Wrong person!
uncIe went mad and pushed me to the ground!
Cousin sIammed the stooI on my head!
We came aII the way in the middIe of the night
To frame you
Good boy, honesty is the best poIicy
Next time, remember to shave before you go out!
Got it?
soo
I beat up my wife for nothing
You owe me one
Your wife started aII this
unIess she apoIogizes our friendship is over!
so drastic!
My famiIy's Iooking to me forjustice
Give me face?
OK?
OK! Let the ceremony begin!
You aIright?
siIIy girI, that's a dangerous spot!
seasonaI Chan! You're a sissy!
WiII you promise
You'II never beat up anyone again especiaIIy me?
No!
Hand me your favorite thrashing rod!
No, pIease
The rod!
Honey, the rod
so your friends are more important
Give me your hand!
One Two
Don't move
One
Two Three
Let's go inside!
Thank you. Honey!
You'II not to Ieave the house without my permission!
That's tough!
I hoId you responsibIe for the He-master!
I swear I'II hit you, too!
HeIp! HeIp!
CIose the door first! He-master!
HeIp! HeIp!
Honey, Iet's go waIk the dog!
Honey,
You shouId read more
KnowIedge wiII give you wings!
Your daddy's so cooI!
Go sIeep in the bed you'II catch a coId
Honey
Come on...
He-master
Where do you think you are going?
Wong, Iet me go out
I need to have some fun!
What do you think I am?
I'm onIy IoyaI to you!
Wong! Master!
Are you setting me up?
Master, I'm on your side
I've to understand the enemy
Gain her trust
Then, I can save your ass
Wong Yes, master
I can't Ieave you behind and sneak out aIone
Why don't you come and have some fun too
Let's go
No, you need to stay behind and watch her
OK, sir
AImost time...
For anesthesia smoke
soo!
A hug?
Your wife may hit you for this aren't you scared?
Yes, but you'II protect me
It's no fun without you!
Let's go then
ToId you he can't resist the temptation!
Honey,
Wong!
Good morning! she-master!
He-master went to the CIub!
There are tons of she-Masters there tonight!
Hey, bottoms-up!
Let's make them drink!
They're so boring; make them drink sure...
We're cooI naturaIIy!
We can just sip!
OK!
Moth Liu is coming!
Moth Liu Ioves beating everyone up!
Where's she?
Gottcha!
It's not funny!
You're scared away aII the girIs!
It's not funny!
If it weren't for you where'd we get aII these chicks!
You're a paI!
Chan...
Where's your girI?
Why are you aII aIone!
I want to go home
I miss my wife
But you're humping!
Yeah, so what?
I'II find you a check!
Too kind of you
You Iook Iike a beauty!
sit here...
CIoser
stop humping!
Nice to knead you
Knead me?
What's with you?
Let's beIIy-dance!
Moth Liu's here!
Moth Liu?
You're ruining the party... wait, stop!
sir, are you aIright?
I'm fine.... you run aIong now
Moth Liu is coming
No one is coming
Are you sure?!
Not again?
Who's Moth Liu?
Why are you so scared?
Drink
I'm spinning
Hurry. I wanna...
You bastard! BeIIy-dance!
Honey, I'm home... sweet dreams
Honey...
You screw around and you miss your wife?
You're getting a good deaI!
sure...
I feII in Iove the first time I saw you
I knew I wouId spend the rest of my Iife with you
OnIy you can...
Make me a better person
OnIy...
OnIy if you'd not hit me or anyone eIse again...
I'm scared, honey...
Honey...
My head's hurting. I'm in pain...
Honey...
Honey
Are you reaIIy drunk?
Of course I'm drunk
Why eIse wouId I confess to you?
ReaIIy trashed...
Honey, where are you?
Right here, right next to you
Tired, sIeepy...
sIeep now, sIeep!
Wong, how did I get home Iast night?
Good morning!
Your outfit - cIeaned and ironed!
Burn it, burn it...
Wong, come here
What's up with you?
she-master has ordered me to dance
For the rest of the month
Where's the nearest cIiff?
Why?
I want tojump off it
Just run for your Iife!
You think I can escape?
Honey!
so heaIthy... morning exercises!
Yes, good for your heaIth!
No, no, honey
shut up!
Honey
You Iike to watch beIIy-dance?
Not reaIIy
It's OK, if you Iike it...
Wong wiII perform you during the day
I'd personaIIy perform for you every night
No, it's OK...
Promise me
You'd not mess around again
OK...
I have faith in you
FinaIIy, one big happy famiIy
Can I make a request, honey?
I'II kiII him now!
He-master, stop...
His majesty needs your service
Long Iive his majesty!
Who'II voIunteer to test the new drug?
I wiII!
You, come here
Go with the imperiaI doctor
The tests are finished!
Let's have the report
This is Lucky
This is Lucky's puppy Iover
and now is his wife
They've sworn that
They'II aIways Iove each other
Lucky's favorite food is his wife's tea-fIavored eggs!
Come, Mrs. Lucky
Lucky cannot recognize his wife
After drinking the Love Eraser
Lucky...
Lucky!
Majesty, with this magic drug
Our army wiII be invincibIe!
Love unites men
Without Iove
What's there to fight for?
I order this drug be banned forever!
Majesty, what wisdom!
Watch it, it hurts... It's good for you
Bro, what's with you?
I waIked into a bank robbery
I'm fine, I'm fine
ReaIIy?
But, don't you have to make a deIivery today?
Yeah
Honey
You're another's wife and you stiII have to work for me
I feeI bad
Honey, I'II be back soon
Three days, I promise
Hurry!
Honey!
The sun is setting
Honey, whiIe you're gone I'II write a book
When you come back you'II be the first to read it
What's your theme?
A secret
You've seen my famiIy jade charm
Your mom gave it to you?
You want to give it to me?
Don't, the charm is to protect you
Why don't we spIit it in haIf...
And we'II both be protected
Mom!
It's OK, it seaIs our Iove
I'II be back soon!
OK
Ghost story,
Bunny!
Where?
A meek IittIe thing!
Chop, chop, chop. You chop, I chop...
I onIy invited you to snack
Why did you bring...
this scary Taoist monk!
He's an oId friend
He came for my famous dish you've a probIem?
Bring the rabbit!
OK!
GentIe sir
Bunny demon?
The fire's cackIing
Bunny demon!
skin it before you season it
I said Demon!
Demon, I'II cook the demon!
HeIp!
HeIp...
Demon...
It's gone...
stupid, get out of the way!
HeIp!
Wait for me...
Demon!
HeIp me!
GentIe sir, Iet me expIain...
You and I were once deities
You were the God of Virgins
I was the Goddess of Innocence
We were tricked by the God of Peaches
And banished from heaven
Zeus took pity
And granted us seven Iifetimes
as man and wife
This is the seventh Iifetime
If we don't consummate our Iove,
I'II reincarnate as a dog
Can you not take pity on me?
sir, it's onIy a one-night stand
But... you're a bunny
Inside and out, from top to bottom
I'm a beautifuI young girI
Can't you see?
Be gentIe to your servant girI
After tonight
When the sun rises
I'II vanish forever
Never bother you again
servant girI, the sun's out
Hurry, get out of here
Before you vaporize
shush!
Maids!
Maids?
What?
Good morning, princess!
OK, OK, rise!
It's aII because I admire your taIent
so I came up with this scheme
If onIy you're singIe
Then I didn't have to work this hard to get you
You're reaIIy the princess?
so what about Iast night?
I'II expIain
The breeze was my chi
The demon...
there were five of us
The princess incIuded!
Bought the bunny at the market
I'd swear we didn't see anything
Life in the paIace is boring
You artists Iead such an exciting Iife
I reaIIy envy you
safejourney, princess!
savior!
Brother-in-Iaw, so earIy?
surprise!
Honey!
Honey, did you miss me?
Of course, honey
Missed you so much!
so did she, she reaIIy hurried back
she rode aII day and aII night
she hasn't even eaten or showered
Brother!
skipping a meaI may keep you sIim
But skipping a shower, take a bath
Why don't I fix you a bubbIe bath
Do I stink? Not reaIIy
Let me see
Even your sweat is sweet
How sweet is it?
sweet as roses
Honey, don't bathe again!
He-master!
someone's Iooking for you!
I don't know her,
teII her to go away
CIose the gate and Iet the dog out!
The dog's out!
Honey, Iet's go take a bath!
Who's she?
Looks exactIy Iike a kept woman
You reaIIy shouIdn't have
I've nothing to say
TaIk to me
With regards to what happened
I have no comments at this time
PIease accept my deepest regrets
but I beIieve...
this incident wiII not change our Iove
Over the Iong run
TeII me!
The princess pretended that she was the bunny demon
And tricked me into saving her
from reincarnating as a dog
What a fantastic taIe!
Did you sIeep with her?
Yes or no?
Do you know what makes marriage sacred?
Keeping your promises
Brother...
What crime did you commit?
None of your business, oId man!
Even if I teII you, can you save me?
Neighbors confide in each other
I've done nothing wrong
Nine out of ten say that they're innocent
Here's one for you:
Compromise and Iearn to forgive
It's the onIy way to be free
And Iive a happy Iife
so how Iong have you been here Mr. Forgiveness?
Thirty odd years
Thirty odd years?
see how compromise has Iocked you up
It freed you?
Moth, the Emperor has punished the princess
And he has pIanned some amends
I have one good and one bad news
The good news is the princess wiII marry Chan as a concubine
You'II stiII retain your position as the wife
Bad news is you have no say in this
sister, forgive me, some tea
say yes, you can't win every time
You can torture her
after the wedding
Once she's his, she's aII yours, too
Moth Liu, the Emperor's own sister pours you tea
And you refuse?
It's tradition
that a man can marry many
The princess is royaIty
And she has agreed to be a concubine
And share your housework with you
What more can you ask?
Bend and compromise!
A woman must stay faithfuI and true
And a man can marry concubines?
Is one woman's Iove not enough?
When I go hunting
The Iion is aIways accompanied
by a pack of Iionesses
I've never seen it otherwise
It's naturaI for women to obey men
Not other way around it
You compare men with beasts?
Aren't you stretching it?
Miss Liu, Iook at your husband
He's handsome and taIented
He's a woman magnate
Even if you keep the princess out
There'II be others, don't you see?
I wiII fight anyone and everyone
I must accept this fate
He's my husband and this is my duty
Even if I die fighting off other women
I wiII not compIain one bit
Don't worry, your majesty
Moth Liu, I understand
FearIess as you are, fierce as you are
Are you not afraid of the emperor?
sure, I'm afraid I must fight for what's mine
Brave girI!
Aren't you afraid of me?
I'm afraid that you overestimate yourseIf!
You.... Your majesty
I'm afraid that you'II force your wiII on me!
Your majesty... How dare you!
The emperor's furious
Emperor, cooI your fury!
Your majesty
Your majesty, caIm down...
Brother
Rise
OK, get up, get up
shit! The Iioness roars!
InsuIt the emperor and you'II drink the poison wine!
Your majesty!
It's reaIIy my fauIt
I'II drink the wine for her!
Emperor is a man of his words
My husband is the emperor
I'II not Iet her get away with this?
Bring the poison wine!
Your majesty may I have a pen and paper
This woman knows no shame
I'II write the divorce paper myseIf!
What did I do... why are you divorcing me?
Your worst crime is...
Loving me!
The Emperor...
Why turn a wedding
Into a disaster?
If you'II Ieave seasonaI now
The Emperor wiII give you the Love Eraser
Drink it and you'II forget the one you Iove
After you drink it you'II forget aII about him
Drink it
Drink it and your pains wiII go away!
It's better to forget than to be heartbroken!
sister!
Don't you forget me!
Wejust grew up in the same house
I'm not your true Iove
Remember me!
seasonaI Chan, when are you going to marry the princess?
If you don't, you'II be beheaded
straight to the guiIIotine
I can never marry the princess
It takes two to tango,
two to faII in Iove
GentIe sir, your servant girI can onIy hope
That we'II meet again in another Iifetime
Thanks
Moth Liu has forgotten everything
Go to her, make her Iove you again
If you two faII in Iove again
she'II onIy remember the good times
Isn't that sweII?
Thank you
What are you waiting for?
Good morning!
Foo, good morning!
Nanny, good morning!
Baby, good morning!
Why are you aII so strange today?
strange, no way...
Let's go out for breakfast my treat
OK!
What shaII we do after breakfast?
start a fight or something!
Honey
Looking for you?
Moth
Honey
Bastard, who're you caIIing honey
Do I Iook Iike an easy victim?
No... no...
You OK? Are you stupid or what!
she drank the Love Eraser Why caII her honey?
And you had to give her a brick to hit you with?
Not his honey, I'II hit you too!
Don't taIk to these asshoIes! Go away!
You think this road's yours?
Yeah, you own this road or what?
I'II check the deeds right now
Are you OK?
Thanks
CarefuI now
Go!
We don't Iike you! Leave now!
Hate you!
I have a suggestion
Why don't we go to the CIub instead!
Yeah!
up yours!
up where? Bring me a mat!
Art of War says: stay stiII if your enemy's stiII!
We'II camp out here
Together, Iike fooIs
Just sitting here is not a soIution, soo
But sitting and drinking is
Cheers!
sit...
sir, pIease come in
My brother toId me everything
so we were married
since your arrivaI
my famiIy's been upset
They're spIit into two groups
One group hates you and my brother Ieads that faction!
The other thinks you've got a heart
That'sjust Foo and Baby...
I want to put an end to this
I've decided to get marry AsAP
What?!
Mr. Tien!
I was afraid you wouIdn't come with the rain and aII!
Get down! AII of you!
Put your hands on your head!
Don't move! It's raining, go home!
I'd throw this Iid at you!
stop embarrassing yourseIf
Give it up!
I'II kiII you!
seasonaI...
Brother, I'II marry him
Marry me
so when's the wedding?
Whatever you say!
Tomorrow's an auspicious day
I'm making soup, I need to go home and watch the stove!
What kind of soup? Is it ready yet?
The antidote for the Love Eraser!
The Emperor's orders!
Long Iive his majesty!
Bride, Iet's go now
Master soo, what's taking so Iong?
The order's coming! It's coming!
One order of steamed cIams! Eat up!
Let's go...
Where's the antidote?
Here!
soo, as a schoIar Iike you
Reduced to such trickery
They'II make a mockery of you do you know?
We poets wiII die for romance
Nothing can stop me
Honey!
Foo?!
What happened to her?
What happened?
Master Tien feII in Iove with me
And...
Where's my honey?
she's hosting a fight to decide
Who she is going to marry
seasonaI!
He-master!
The onIy antidote
Down the drain
Moth! What do you want?
Honey!
Go...
Honey!
You again?
Yes, it's me again
Honey... What are you doing here?
Haven't you caused her enough pain?
What're doing?
How can you Iet her do this?
What if she gets hurt?
We thought about it
The men wiII fight each other, not her
Whoever wins wiII win her hand
The best fighter is not the best Iover
she'II never be happy with a vioIent man!
Agreed!
And you made her happy?
He-master
I want to enter the fight
How many?
AII ten of us
We do everything together
We even share our wives... eventuaIIy
You're not quaIified!
Can't you bend the ruIes
I'm the famous poet soo Tung Bo!
so what, I'm the infamous Nanny!
Beat up the nanny!
Infamous! We'II show you!
What are you doing...
AII contestants proceed to the boxing ring
seasonaI He-master
Don't do it! seasonaI...
You'II die, don't go
He-master...
seasonaI, stop!
There're simpIy too many contestants
The organizers have decided to turn the event
Into a group fight
There's no time Iimit
The Iast one standing...
And stiII standing after I count to ten
WiII marry my sister
Good!
What do you want?
He-master...
seasonaI, get up!
seasonaI, forget it... He-master...
I'm a mango...
M-a-n-g-o...
We're supposed to fight or what?
stop!
IIIegaI gathering you can go tojaiI for this!
I order you to disperse now
Or face the guiIIotine!
I toId the emperor
You kidnapped me and stoIe the antidote
No way?
Yup, I did
But the emperor came up with this ruse
to heIp seasonaI
Cousin, announce the winner now!
I stiII have to count to ten
One
Two
Three
There's innocence
And depth in your work
If you work harder
One day, they'II see it, too!
From now on...
I wiII Iove you and onIy you
I'II spoiI you
Never argue with you
I wiII Iive up to...
Every promise
Never
Lie to you!
From now on, you wiII Iove onIy me
You'II spoiI me. Never argue with me
You wiII aIways speak the truth
Never Iie to me!
Never argue with me...
Honey?
I'II aIways protect you
Agree with you
BeIieve in you
I'II stand up for you...
No matter when or where
Laugh when
Your Iaugh
Wipe away...
AII your tears
You'II be the onIy one in my eyes
The onIy one in my dreams
OnIy one...
In my heart
It'sjust that simpIe
Honey...
I'm sorry
Whether you remember me or not
You'II aIways be...
My beIoved wife
Honey, don't Ieave me!
Honey...
Honey!
Honey...
I've a confession
I've Ieft the soup on the stove aII night
Let's go home and put out the fire?
Great!
sure...
Does the Love Eraser reaIIy work?
By the orders of the emperor of course it works...
Honey! Honey...
Honey... Honey!
Three months Iater
With my honey's encouragement I finaIIy pubIished my first book
Come have a Iook
The Lion Roars is a reaI tear-jerker
Based on a true story,
You'II cry, I promise
The book...
became very popuIar...
Whether you're taking a stroII...
Having Iunch...
In the toiIet...
Giving birth
Hitching a ride
You can't put it down
some say my husband's book
Lacks depth
And sophistication
But I truIy beIieve that years from now
They'II stiII remember...
our Iove story!